Matt

Matt is one of the main characters of the Matt's Jeans series.

He has been the main protagonist for the majority of the following entries ever since his debut in Season 1, and has been trying to thwart the Corduroy Empire to save the world from their evil

He gained his superpowers after spilling a glass of carrot juice on a witch, who in turn cursed him with the ability to hear jeans

History of Matt
Matt graduated from the Sisika Clown College in 1914. He was born at the tender age of 6 with no hands and no eyes, in a dark cave deep in the woodlands of Swedecity. He is prone to violent bouts of kidney stones, which rapidly fill the inside of his foreskin and tear it until a new one grows back. His regeneration time varies with the phases of the moon, and how many Tyson's Anytizers he has consumed during the week. The national average is 5 Tysons weekly per capita, but Matt passed this number with a median of 60 nuggets per hour. He also passed away in 2006 after the ransacking of his cave. But he returned, this time having grown eyes, and with his new gift of sight he began painting a trail of purple wherever he goes. No one has seen his blond face in decades, but some smell the purple on warm afternoons...